Saturday, November 19, 2011

From Will and Guy

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10.Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11.Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12.Take the oven out of the turkey
13.Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14.Turk the carvey
15.Get yourself another scottle of botch
16.Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17.Bless the dinner and pass out

5 comments:

reanaclaire said...

hahha.... i sure pass out if i do that!

Carole Barkett said...

hilarious :O)

Wanda said...

I must add this recipe to my collection....hahaha..That was a fun read....and outloud chuckle!!!

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, WOW! LOL well, that is the way it would be--I'd be under the table with just a teaspoon of that stuff.

Margaret Cloud said...

Now this is a tongue twister. Have a nice Thanksgiving.