1) Peanuts - May contain nuts.
2) Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2
International Yacht Varnish - Not suitable for marine use.
Guy wonders if this was a translation problem, or whether it was by design?
3) Birthday Card for a 2 year old - Not suitable for children under 3.
4) Superman outfit - Does not enable wearer to fly.
5) Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.
6) Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
7) Mozzarella salad bagel. - Keep refrigerated ...
avoid the fridge.
8) Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.
9) Shop Window Advert
Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:
Cleaner Lady Wanted.
By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.