Wednesday, January 18, 2012

More Will and Guy

Over Sixties - One-liners

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.


2 comments:

Jackie said...

I can relate! :)))
These are cute....but so true, Patty.
But, I have to admit that I am enjoying my 60's very much. My "Grands" as I call my Grandchildren keep that youthful step in what would be otherwise be a slower gait for me.
Hugs and smiles to you!!!
J.

Country Mouse Studio said...

Unfortunately most of those are true :O)