#One good turn gets the duvet.
#The early worm gets eaten!
#Never miss a good chance to shut up.
#There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
#The second mouse gets the cheese.
#Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
#Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
#Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
#When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
#To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.