Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Another Will and Guy

Wise Words


#One good turn gets the duvet.

#The early worm gets eaten!

#Never miss a good chance to shut up.

#There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.

#The second mouse gets the cheese.

#Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.

#Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.

#Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

#When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

#To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is true about the plants. But I have since discovered that you can get a dandelion root (all of it) out of the ground if you twist the whole plant before trying to pull it up. I even took a picture of one that I pulled up a couple of years ago.

DeniseinVA said...

I love this list, especially the last line. I hope you have a wonderful day Patty.

Lady Di Tn said...

Wonder how many folks know what a cow pat happens to be? lol

Renie Burghardt said...

Good list. I know what a cow patty is, but don't know what a duvet is? lol

Have a good week. I rarely come on blogger anymore. But always visit you, when I do.

Jackie said...

The older I get the more I am trying to practice # 3.
Love,
J.

Carole Barkett said...

Some pretty good ones here :O)