#One good turn gets the duvet.
#The early worm gets eaten!
#Never miss a good chance to shut up.
#There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
#The second mouse gets the cheese.
#Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
#Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
#Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
#When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
#To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
6 comments:
That is true about the plants. But I have since discovered that you can get a dandelion root (all of it) out of the ground if you twist the whole plant before trying to pull it up. I even took a picture of one that I pulled up a couple of years ago.
I love this list, especially the last line. I hope you have a wonderful day Patty.
Wonder how many folks know what a cow pat happens to be? lol
Good list. I know what a cow patty is, but don't know what a duvet is? lol
Have a good week. I rarely come on blogger anymore. But always visit you, when I do.
The older I get the more I am trying to practice # 3.
Love,
J.
Some pretty good ones here :O)
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