Thursday, February 16, 2012

THE INEVITABLE


Subject: We'll be there!

A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice boobs and wore tight pants.

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.


7 comments:

Kleinste Motte said...

Well that's just a memory thing. The best part is that the business lasted 80 years. Oceanview staff a family ?
haha

Jackie said...

Love!!

ChrisJ said...

Ouch! That hits close to home.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~ Good one my friend. I thought they might end up at Dairy Queen again.
Thank you for your comments and glad you enjoyed the jokes. Yesterday I cooked some lamb chops and vegies and am enjoying them. Also made some chicken soup.
Some fairies would be handy to wash a few dishes here too, but that doesn't happen does it? Take care
dear friend, Love, Merle.

Country Mouse Studio said...

That was just hilarious I wasn't expecting the last one.

Ann said...

So now, they better go, before the restaurant close it's doors.

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