Friday, February 17, 2012

I've been receving jokes from cousin that lives in Ks.

Taking Measure Of Things

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height Of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States Senate.


Jackie said...

Love it...and agree about politicians!

ChrisJ said...

So right!

Country Mouse Studio said...

There over here too :O)

Kleinste Motte said...

Okay. Politicians are on our minds even on the joke pages. lol