Friday, February 17, 2012

I've been receving jokes from cousin that lives in Ks.

Taking Measure Of Things

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height Of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States Senate.

4 comments:

Jackie said...

Love it...and agree about politicians!

ChrisJ said...

So right!

Country Mouse Studio said...

There over here too :O)

Kleinste Motte said...

Okay. Politicians are on our minds even on the joke pages. lol