I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.
Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f***ing thing!"
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Perfect.
Oh Patty, I want to be her traveling companion!!! Would be like Thelma and Louise. HaHa.
good one. I want to be that old lady some day. lol peace
Patty, Don laughed so hard at this one he's going to use it in his sermon on Sunday...Changing one word of course....Our Pastor is out of town and ask Don to preach for him Sunday.
BTW ~ I've opened a new blog to share short stories of my life and struggles, joys and tears.
Check it out at http://gotaminuteortwo.blogspot.com
It has a reply form so we can chat back and forth if we want too.
Sending love.
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