Wednesday, January 30, 2013

How To Start A Fight
(Part 3)

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....


LL Cool Joe said...

I just popped over from Shionge's blog. Ha ha, these jokes made me laugh. Thanks for that!

Jackie said...

It's a wonder he is still alive!

Beth Niquette said...

Yep, I'm with Jackie--it is a wonder the fellow is still alive!!! LOL