Thursday, January 31, 2013

How to Start a Fight
(Part 4)

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...


Jackie said...

Uh oh!

Beth Niquette said...

OOooy, that fellow is a BAD boy! LOL