Friday, February 01, 2013

How To Start A Fight
(Part 5)

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

And then the fight started...




2 comments:

Jackie said...

Ohhhh! Another good one!!
Love these!
Hugs,
J.

Beth Niquette said...

hahahahahaa...that is just too funny! LOL