Monday, July 29, 2013

The Difference Between Women & Men


When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, 'I just called to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But, I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.'


linda eller said...

Men are funny no matter what they say! lol

Lady Di Tn said...

Sounds like you need to trade the man for a real dog because he apparently acts like one. Sorry Doggies. Peace

Lois Evensen said...

Oh, I have been there - many years ago, but I do identify! I like Lady Di's comment - a dog is so much easier to have as a friend. :)