Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Cardiologist

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!'

The priest fainted!

6 comments:

linda eller said...

I would not faint, I would die laughing!

Abraham Lincoln said...

LOL that is funny.

Abraham Lincoln said...

There were some people killed with arrows like these not to far from here.

Abraham Lincoln said...

I imagine you just eat the whole chipmunk.

Beth Niquette said...

EGAD! Bwahahahahahaaa...

Winifred said...

What a brilliant post!