Wednesday, May 13, 2015


The Good, Clean Funnies List

Einstein in Heaven
Einstein dies and goes to heaven, only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others," he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, here is your first roommate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second roommate. His IQ is 150!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third roommate. His IQ is 100!"

"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last roommate. I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"


3 comments:

Linda E said...

A good one! No telling what my IQ is, cause I sure no nothing about those things....lol Have a good day.

Terra said...

Ha ha. I thought it was going to say "His IQ is 200 and then Einstein would say 'great, then we can discuss God.'" Thank you Patty for your tips on allergies, I will check out Flonase, etc.

Trubes said...

Hello Patty, just dropped by from someone else's blog and for the life of me I can't remember who? Not a good start, let's call it a senior moment!
I've just had a good read through your blog and have had a good chuckle at all the jokes,
The latest blog about Einstein is hilarious.
Thanks for brightening up my day.

Best wishes,
Di.
ABCW team.