Thursday, October 22, 2015

Old People Are Cute

When we get older we think differently. This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind, especially if you are familiar with the elderly.

Dear Kean Elementary,

God Bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Springer Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it is nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayer. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Agnes

1 comment:

Winifred said...

Oh that's so funny! Quite an unexpected ending which makes it all the better. Thanks for this I really enjoyed it.