Monday, August 08, 2016

You Are a Nerd If...

- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.

- You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.

- You have more toys than your kids.

- You need a checklist to turn on the TV.

- You have introduced your kids by the wrong names.

- You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

- Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.

- The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it.

- You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

- You have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery Channel and have seen most of the shows already.

1 comment:

Lady Di Tn said...

Talking about Abe again. hehe Peace