- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
- You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
- You have more toys than your kids.
- You need a checklist to turn on the TV.
- You have introduced your kids by the wrong names.
- You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
- Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.
- The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it.
- You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
- You have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery Channel and have seen most of the shows already.
1 comment:
Talking about Abe again. hehe Peace
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