Best Fish and Chips
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery. She's just in time for dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips ever. After dinner, she goes to the kitchen to thank the chefs.
She is met by Brother Michael and Brother Charles. She thanks them and asks who cooked what.
Says Brother Charles: "I'm the fish friar."
She says to Brother Michael, "Then you must be..."
He replies, "Yes, I'm the chip monk."
Received from Timothy Anger.