Wednesday, January 04, 2017

January 4th. All Ready

I am 80 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?

Do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Peace!!

Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day!!

Too funny not to post.


Connie said...

This brought a laugh that I can't wait to share with my hubby. I especially liked the, Braille on drive up ATM's.
Thanks for sharing this.
Have a wonderful week.
Your blogging sister,,
Connie :)

Lady Di Tn said...

These are very funny things for thought. Why they are like that I have no idea. BTW I have been having internet issues. For NO REASON I will be on the computer and it will flash up I have no connection but I was just on it and then it will come back. For awhile I had no connection and twice Puppy change URL so I could get on but then it happens again yesterday. This morning the connection was fine until 10:41 and was off line until 10:43,
aggravating for this soon to be 67 year old. What were you doing at age 23? Peace

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Patty this one was so true in many ways. I wonder how you and Abe are doing these days. Lately I seem to really want to be in blogger land. It feels good to get out on internet when going outdoors seems too harsh.