Saturday, March 15, 2008

FIELD TRIP


A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs,the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one holding onto their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from
their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the fourth grade.' HE REPLIED: 'No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race.

7 comments:

oldmanlincoln said...

That is really funny. I laughed outloud.

Old Wom Tigley said...

Oh! Patty
that one wins by a shot head... Like Abe I laughed out as well. In fact I'm still chuckling now.

Wanda said...

Well that makes three of us laughing ~~ I guess "height" has nothing to do with it~~ :)

Paz said...

Hahahahahahahaha! Too funny!

Paz '-)

Merle said...

Hi Patty ~~ You got me too and I
Laughed out loud also. Thanks for sharing that joke. Hope all is well at your home. OK here. Take care,
Love, Merle.

'JoAnn's-Digital-Eyes'NL said...

Hey Patty,
Such a story That belly in the pic below could be me after a "all incuded" vacation haha!

I am not reacting a lot ( on no onces blogs) but on yours as a 'old bloggerfriend' I do now, because my dog is so sick since some days , I do not know what to do, I feel so scared, just to loose her, Its my child you now? OK I have to go now, bye

Wish you a good weekend ,
from JoAnn

Melinda said...

hahahaha..that was a good one mom!