Monday, March 10, 2008

Got this from my brother


She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for
'This Goes In Front.'

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!

HOPE THIS DOESN'T UPSET ANY OF MY BLONDE FRIENDS. YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE BLONDE TO ANOTHER COLOR.

10 comments:

Old Wom Tigley said...

I will be texting these to Jane all day today... ha! she'll kill me when shegets in.

Janice Thomson said...

You have a wicked sense of humor and I love it. I can think of one or two who are not blonde who would do the same things. LOL

Mississippi Songbird said...

Oh, Those are hilarious!
They made my day..lol
Have a great afternoon!

oldmanlincoln said...

These are so funny and I suppose some red-heads are just as dumb. LOL

bigbikerbob said...

Hi, I loved this blonde joke i will definately send it on.

Wanda said...

Mr. Lincoln ~~ I object to that statement about redheads ~~ I use to be one!! Just kidding I know I have been just as dizzy at times.

LOL Wanda

Renie Burghardt said...

Very funny jokes, Patty! I enjoyed them.

Hope you are doing well, and your snow is melting!

Have a good night.

Renie

Rosy said...

Just love it!! lol so very funny indeed.

Mathilde said...

Hello,

Whatever the color, the text is very funny ... And then, I am brown ...

Nice day for you.

Sailor Girl said...

AH AH AH!!!