Monday, March 10, 2008

Got this from my brother


She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for
'This Goes In Front.'

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!

HOPE THIS DOESN'T UPSET ANY OF MY BLONDE FRIENDS. YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE BLONDE TO ANOTHER COLOR.

9 comments:

Tom said...

I will be texting these to Jane all day today... ha! she'll kill me when shegets in.

Janice Thomson said...

You have a wicked sense of humor and I love it. I can think of one or two who are not blonde who would do the same things. LOL

Mississippi Songbird said...

Oh, Those are hilarious!
They made my day..lol
Have a great afternoon!

bigbikerbob said...

Hi, I loved this blonde joke i will definately send it on.

Wanda said...

Mr. Lincoln ~~ I object to that statement about redheads ~~ I use to be one!! Just kidding I know I have been just as dizzy at times.

LOL Wanda

Renie Burghardt said...

Very funny jokes, Patty! I enjoyed them.

Hope you are doing well, and your snow is melting!

Have a good night.

Renie

Unknown said...

Just love it!! lol so very funny indeed.

Vagabondage said...

Hello,

Whatever the color, the text is very funny ... And then, I am brown ...

Nice day for you.

Raquel Sabino Pereira said...

AH AH AH!!!