* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for
'This Goes In Front.'
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!
HOPE THIS DOESN'T UPSET ANY OF MY BLONDE FRIENDS. YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE BLONDE TO ANOTHER COLOR.
9 comments:
I will be texting these to Jane all day today... ha! she'll kill me when shegets in.
You have a wicked sense of humor and I love it. I can think of one or two who are not blonde who would do the same things. LOL
Oh, Those are hilarious!
They made my day..lol
Have a great afternoon!
Hi, I loved this blonde joke i will definately send it on.
Mr. Lincoln ~~ I object to that statement about redheads ~~ I use to be one!! Just kidding I know I have been just as dizzy at times.
LOL Wanda
Very funny jokes, Patty! I enjoyed them.
Hope you are doing well, and your snow is melting!
Have a good night.
Renie
Just love it!! lol so very funny indeed.
Hello,
Whatever the color, the text is very funny ... And then, I am brown ...
Nice day for you.
AH AH AH!!!
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