Thursday, June 05, 2008

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Amen

CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . That phrase . . In no time."


Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

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7 comments:

Jack and Joann said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. Between the home project and the wind storm last night we had quite a day yesterday. The parrots sure are colorful.

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL Patty... Ican't wait to tell this Peter... his second name is Parrott..

Abraham Lincoln said...

This is funny. I love it.

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny story, Patty. And the parrots are beautiful!

By the way, Patty, you and Merle have been my favorite bloggers, and now I also add Gramma Ann to my list!

Have a good night.

Renie

reader Wil said...

Good joke! I like it!

Mental P Mama said...

Touche!

Andrée said...

grooooaaaaaan!!! LOL