Thursday, July 17, 2008

Now that just might be the problem LOL

Billions of Babies...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife goes into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor is called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor hands him a lantern and says, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa, there Scotty!" says the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor:

"Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"


Gramma Ann said...

LOL...After 5 children I can relate to that;))

Old Wom Tigley said...

Ha! Thats a cracker Patty... :O)

raccoonlover1963 said...

That is just too funny! Great way to start off the day. Thanks for the chuckle, Patty.

Diane said...

Okay, I'm picturing the whole thing. HILARIOUS!!

Thanks for making each day brighter.


Wanda said...

Gotta love it!!

BTW I will be posting my parfait Friday ~~ with a link to you, dear girlfriend.

They were delicious ~~ it's a good thing I made more than two...the grandkids showed up. :)

Shionge said... it's true, light at the end of the tunnel so there....babies can't wait to reach for the light :D

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, that is a cute story, Patty.

Good night!


Nancy said...

I never heard this one before! Gotta pass that on to my email friends!!! I wonder who thinks these up in the beginning? LOL


GrandmaKathleen said...

Thanks for my morning dose of laughter. That brought a smile to my face.
Have a super Saturday.