Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Yes yet another blonde joke

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'


raccoonlover1963 said...

OMG! That is just too funny!

Gramma Ann said...

OH!!!That was funny...LOL..

Renie Burghardt said...

Patty, I know I should NOT admit this, but I don't quite get the joke. LOL. But it does sound like it's funny. LOL. Wanna explain it to me? LOL.

Okay, well, I'll figure it out.

Good night, Patty!


Diane said...

Good one! Laughed until I hurt...lol.


Tomate Farcie said...

This is a good one!

Nancy said...

I HAVE to send this one out! I have some old fellas who love jokes like that one! It will just make their day, believe me! The one wrote me one day and said, "Keep the jokes coming. All the guys in my Banjo Club love 'em." They are all oldsters, real oldsters! So it will bring a smile to many old guys.

(((((( HUGS ))))))

Merle said...

Hi Patty ~~ A good one, as usual.
Thanks for your visit, Olive was quite a character. Glad you like my
solar fairy. She is lovely. Possibly Kathy got it at a nursery, I'll ask her. I don't get up too early, as I have to leave a warm bed and then turn on a heater. I do better during the warmer months(at getting up)
Take care, My friend, Love, Merle.

Martin Stickland said...

Gosh you are a naughty lady patty!!

Tee hee!

Like this one!

Can you bake Abe an apple and blackberry pie please with thick cream?

Nancy said...

In response to your comment on my blog....So nice to know that others love animals, too! I have no yard to speak of where I can bury mine, so I have to have them cremated. Have 8 little chests on my mantle now and 4 buried at my daughter's, but the ground here is more clay, so it's really hard to dig a hole.

When I have 33 and my kids each have 2, that's a total of 37, so there is always something going on with at least one of them. I have several on different meds right now besides the insulin cats. I have 2 on Benadryl and prednisone for allergies, another on Metacam for arthritis pain, 3 on Cosequins for bladder inflammation, and then Oliver gets urinary acidifier tabs when I can get them down his throat! Plus I have to give him water in a syringe (30cc daily but not all at the same time) to keep his urine diluted. Keeps me busy, I know that! LOL But when you love 'em, you just do what you have to do.

Wanda said...

Funny ~~~ I never stay of for Late Night shows.... so you were my early morning laugh.