Friday, March 06, 2009

Received from a friend

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.


18 comments:

Melissa said...

I completely agree with the everyone seems normal until you get to know them!

Mental P Mama said...

Touché.

अविनाश said...

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

so true

Gramma Ann said...

You always bring a smile to my face, does that mean you are really a "Slinky?"

Twisted Fencepost said...

Cute, Patty!
I can think of a few slinky's I'd like to watch go down the stairs. tee hee

The 4th Sister said...

a little light laugh for my day...

Pat and Abe said...

I guess the abnormal is normal to those who are abnormal.

Judy said...

Love them all, lol! Thanks for sharing...and hope you and your beauteeeful family have a wonderful weekend!

Winifred said...

I love that laxative one. I suppose you'd be frightened to laugh too!

Femin Susan said...

soo cute and buddy information...i enjoyed every bit of it....soo much to laugh about....
cheers:D

Wanda said...

What a fun list.....Such a big smile you brought to my face!!


Don't cough~~~~

Brenda said...

Those are all great. They made me laugh!

Renie Burghardt said...

I've never tried laxative for a cough, but I know from personal experience that WD40 and duct tape are great tools! LOL.

We had 84 degrees today. I think summer is trying to beat spring to getting here first.

Good night, Patty.

Renie

mommanator said...

greaT IDEAS! i WILL TRY SOME OF THEM!

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Who wants smile on face ?
;)

janice_phil said...

hahahhahahaha!!! great post!!! i love it i am laughing out loud..and yes! u r absolutely and extremely right, u can never know the person unless u spend times with them. that perfectly true..great post...kodus!

Nancy said...

Ha-Ha!!! Those were good and there was some truth in each one, too!

((( HUGS )))

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahahaha!!! Too funny!

I knew someone who thought he could fix anything with duct tape!