Thursday, April 22, 2010

That's Punny, Part 1...

1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.

2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

14. Without geometry, life is pointless.

15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.


Anonymous said...

A noptimistic's blood type is always o+ I guess because I am.

Denise said...

Good morning Patty, you never disappoint to bring me a smile first thing. Thank you my friend and have a great day.

Clytie said...

Thanks for the grins this morning!

Beth Niquette said...

Hi, Patty!

Oh, this is just TOOOOooooo funny! Thanks! I needed the laugh this morning. (Grin)

I LOVE your quote for the day. Thank you.

Arkansas Patti said...

How funny. I am a total optimist and my blood type is A positive. How bout that.

Babli said...

Ha ha ha. Very nice and funny post. I enjoyed a lot.

Wanda said...

Oh clever, who comes up with all of these...laughed at most!
smiled at all.

Renie Burghardt said...

These are very punny! Haha. I enjoyed them.

Have a nice evening.

Margaret Cloud said...

Another good one, who ever thinks these up is very clever and funny.