Friday, April 23, 2010

That's Punny, Part 2...

17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

19. A backwards poet writes inverse.

20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.

26. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.

27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.

30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .

32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.

33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.


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Reader Wil said...

I love these puns. Very funny, Patty!

dyanna said...

Very funny.I love it.
Have a wonderful week-end.

Arkansas Patti said...

What delightful groaners. Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

Clytie said...

Thank you, once again, for the morning giggles. Now my family wonders what I'm up to!!!

Denise said...

Wonderful, loved part one and two, and the cowboy bra. Thanks again Patty. Have a great weekend.

claude said...

You are a funny bloggerfriend, Patty !

Abraham said...

The last one is right to the point.

Lady Di Tn said...

Funny but who thinks these up? Peace

Wanda said...

These are just as cute as the first batch.....

Have a great weekend Patty, and don't work to hard...Rest!

ChrisJ said...

Great way to start the day!

Margaret Cloud said...

I likethese as well as the first.