17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
19. A backwards poet writes inverse.
20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
26. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .
32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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I love these puns. Very funny, Patty!
Very funny.I love it.
Have a wonderful week-end.
What delightful groaners. Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
Thank you, once again, for the morning giggles. Now my family wonders what I'm up to!!!
Wonderful, loved part one and two, and the cowboy bra. Thanks again Patty. Have a great weekend.
You are a funny bloggerfriend, Patty !
The last one is right to the point.
Funny but who thinks these up? Peace
These are just as cute as the first batch.....
Have a great weekend Patty, and don't work to hard...Rest!
Great way to start the day!
I likethese as well as the first.
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