1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
14. Without geometry, life is pointless.
15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
9 comments:
A noptimistic's blood type is always o+ I guess because I am.
Good morning Patty, you never disappoint to bring me a smile first thing. Thank you my friend and have a great day.
Thanks for the grins this morning!
Hi, Patty!
Oh, this is just TOOOOooooo funny! Thanks! I needed the laugh this morning. (Grin)
I LOVE your quote for the day. Thank you.
How funny. I am a total optimist and my blood type is A positive. How bout that.
Ha ha ha. Very nice and funny post. I enjoyed a lot.
Oh Patty....how clever, who comes up with all of these...laughed at most!
smiled at all.
These are very punny! Haha. I enjoyed them.
Have a nice evening.
Another good one, who ever thinks these up is very clever and funny.
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