Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Good morning, late today and don't have anything posted ahead..

THIS AND THAT and A PLAY ON WORDS


What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
A crazy woman who will find you!

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to grow in rows.

Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in Louisiana ?
Because the bags are not bayou degradable.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss (or your wife) will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

"It's time for the second funeral," Tom rehearsed.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Why should I learn algebra? I have no intention of ever going there.

Keep trying. Look at the man who put a hole in a Life Saver and made a mint!

Parking lot: A place where arguments start from scratch.

My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat
them whenever he can. I think he's just a gluten for punishment.
Sent to me from my friend. Beth








9 comments:

Sister--Helen said...

Patty I so enjoy your blog...I hope you are doing just fine...I pray for you and Abe...keep laughing

Beth Niquette said...

Aaaaawwww...thank you for the link, Patty! It is raining cats and dogs here, and I think I have the flu. I'm not feeling up to snuff today.

I hope it passes by quickly. I'm taking all the herbs which will help, so I hope to feel better soon.

Hot honey water is SO good for a sore throat, stuffiness and the lungs.

((hugs)) Hope you and Abe have a perfectly marvelous day! I'm glad the sun is peeking out for you!

Anonymous said...

50 years ago today
when we were very young
i sang a song -- remember?
you said, "you son of a gun."

Wanda said...

I cannot tell you how many times I put a cup of coffee in the micro and then forget until it's cold, and the process goes on several time...

Am I getting old or what!!!

Patty said...

Wanda, Abe does that all the time, then he goes looking for his cup to refill it, and it's all ready been filled and heated once. LOL He finds it sooner or later.

Renie Burghardt said...

The one about dogs and cats is right on! But I enjoyed all of these.

And as for Abe's comment, you must have been a feisty young lady, Patty! :-)

Have a nice evening.

Renie

Corinne Rodrigues said...

How have you been? Am glad that Abe is doing better. Take care both of you.

Margaret Cloud said...

These were all very good and funny.

The Mulligan Family said...

"Cats have staff." ha ha ha... SO true!