'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'- Dorothy Parker.
'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'- Rosanne Barr.
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."- Mae West.
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."- Rita Rudner.
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."- Barbara Bush.
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."- Ann Landers.
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."- Groucho Marx.
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."- Mickey Rooney.