Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Another from Will & Guy

Love Quotes

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'- Dorothy Parker.

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'- Rosanne Barr.

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."- Mae West.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."- Rita Rudner.

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."- Barbara Bush.

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."- Ann Landers.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."- Groucho Marx.

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."- Mickey Rooney.


Arkansas Patti said...

I love Mae West quotes, she was a hoot.

Twisted Fencepost said...

That Barbara Bush comment is something I see my kids doing. LOL

Beth Niquette said...

My favorite is from Barbara Bush. She's such a classy lady! I could see kids doing exactly that. Romance between Dad and Mom--ICK! Of course, that's when they're younger. When they get older they think it's sweet. lol

Denise said...

Hi Patty, thanks for the great quotes. You can't help but have a good chuckle at these.
An English Girl Rambles

Cheryl said...

Ah, your posts are always a bright spot in my day Patty. Thank you!

Renie Burghardt said...

Well, Roseanne Barr has a point there! Haha.

Hope you're doing well, Patty. I have been so busy that I hardly have time for the computer. But a fun busy, which is a good thing. :-)

ChrisJ said...

More fun jokes! Thanks for the laugh.