Saturday, December 04, 2010

Will and Guy's

Warning Labels

1) On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.

2) On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

3) On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

4) On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

5) On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.

6) On alphabet blocks: Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

7) On a cardboard windshield sun-shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place".

8) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

9) On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

10)On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.

Do companies and manufactures think we humans are stupid or what?


Arkansas Patti said...

Scary that some people would need those warnings. I've met a few.

cleffairy said...

Gosh... are these warnings for real?

Jinksy said...

I hope you don't mind, I borrowed you Number 6 on the list to share with FRIDGE SOUP as they like a giggle, too!

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha! One can't use a blender as an aquarium? Learned something new with that one. LOL.

Me thinks the manufacturers think of us consumers as pretty dumb!

Our nice mild weather is leaving us for a few days. Getting cold out there already! Brrrrr!

Keep warm.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are also very good and funny.

Country Mouse Studio said...

I love the Sunday for reference only :O)