Saturday, December 04, 2010

Will and Guy's

Warning Labels

1) On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.

2) On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

3) On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

4) On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

5) On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.

6) On alphabet blocks: Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

7) On a cardboard windshield sun-shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place".

8) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

9) On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

10)On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.

Do companies and manufactures think we humans are stupid or what?

6 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Scary that some people would need those warnings. I've met a few.

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Gosh... are these warnings for real?


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Jinksy said...

I hope you don't mind, I borrowed you Number 6 on the list to share with FRIDGE SOUP as they like a giggle, too!

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha! One can't use a blender as an aquarium? Learned something new with that one. LOL.

Me thinks the manufacturers think of us consumers as pretty dumb!

Our nice mild weather is leaving us for a few days. Getting cold out there already! Brrrrr!

Keep warm.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are also very good and funny.

Carole Barkett said...

I love the Sunday for reference only :O)