Saturday, July 09, 2011

Received in my e-mail this morning.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?

Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn........................... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church is One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn............................... Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn................................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn.......................... Standing on the Promises!

Optometrist's Hymn............................. Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn........................ I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn................................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn........................ Send The Light

The Shop per's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn............................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn................................ The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph .......................... Precious Memories

6 comments:

*Honest Abe said...

Memories...

Wanda said...

Oh this is classic. I know everyone of those hymns since childhood, but never laughed so hard thinking about hymns.

Thanks Patty...You are a blessing.

Wanda said...

Patty I hope you don't mind, I going to share your hilarious hymn post on my Sunday Blog...Calling it Sunday Fun, and sharing I got it from you.

Arkansas Patti said...

I knew there was a reason I drove 55 besides it being the law.

Terra said...

LOL. Driving 95 "Lord I'm coming home."

Margaret Cloud said...

Thanks for sharing these.