Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn........................... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church is One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn............................... Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.......................... Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn............................. Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn........................ I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn........................ Send The Light
The Shop per's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn............................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn................................ The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You
75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph .......................... Precious Memories
6 comments:
Memories...
Oh this is classic. I know everyone of those hymns since childhood, but never laughed so hard thinking about hymns.
Thanks Patty...You are a blessing.
Patty I hope you don't mind, I going to share your hilarious hymn post on my Sunday Blog...Calling it Sunday Fun, and sharing I got it from you.
I knew there was a reason I drove 55 besides it being the law.
LOL. Driving 95 "Lord I'm coming home."
Thanks for sharing these.
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