Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Male or Female?

You may not have appreciated that a lot of inanimate objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples:

Freezer Bags:
They're male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them!

They're female. Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They're an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

They're male. They go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloons:
They're also male. To get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them.

They're female. They're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Pages:
Also female. They're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Definitely male. They always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg Timers:
They're female. Over time, all the wight shifts to the bottom.

They're male. In the last 1000 years they've hardly changed at all but are occasionally handy to have around.

The Remote Control:
It's female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:- It easily gives man pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!


Lady Di Tn said...

Well I fell for the remote control. I would have said male. lol Peace

Anonymous said...

This is a very unusual post. I found myself laughing to myself.