Male or Female?
You may not have appreciated that a lot of inanimate objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples:

Freezer Bags:
They're male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them!

Photocopiers:
They're female. Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They're an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tyres:
They're male. They go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloons:
They're also male. To get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them.

Sponges:
They're female. They're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Pages:
Also female. They're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains:
Definitely male. They always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg Timers:
They're female. Over time, all the wight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers:
They're male. In the last 1000 years they've hardly changed at all but are occasionally handy to have around.

The Remote Control:
It's female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:- It easily gives man pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!