Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Gun Control

It has already started at Gander Mountain Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer

I still don't think I looked that bad.


3 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Now that would be a manner of gun control. LOL
Peace

linda eller said...

Lol...we old folks just dont understand as well as we used to!

Terra said...

The shrieking and laughter, now that hurts. LOL