Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Gun Control

It has already started at Gander Mountain Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer

I still don't think I looked that bad.


3 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Now that would be a manner of gun control. LOL
Peace

Unknown said...

Lol...we old folks just dont understand as well as we used to!

Terra said...

The shrieking and laughter, now that hurts. LOL