Friday, May 20, 2011

This is really cute, I think.

Women

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where the expression 'Smart Ass' came from!

8 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL Now I know why I am such a "Smart Ass." LOL
Hey I have a family member who could be helped by your new quote. I guess there is at least one in every family. Peace and have a great weekend.

ChrisJ said...

I heartily agree. From an enormously educated cultured and happy person :)

KleinsteMotte said...

This one suits me perfectly! Thanks I needed a reason for my plumpness :)

Reader Wil said...

Right you are, only my wisdom goes to the wrong places! Lol!. Our weather is wonderful like yours. I'll answer your question about my grandson in a e-mail.

Margaret Cloud said...

I like the smart ass expression. Thank you for coming by.

Renie Burghardt said...

Well....I don't have much of a problem with gaining weight, so maybe I'd be a dumb arse? LOL.

Have a great Sunday.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great post and a good excuse for putting on weight in the rear department.
Thanks for your comment and things are getting better each day. You are right about it being slower to recuperate as we get older. Trouble is we don't feel older.
Several ppl including myself liked the horrible warning joke. I am sure that is not you my friend.
Take care, Love, Merle.

lines n shades said...

that is a wonderful quote.