With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where the expression 'Smart Ass' came from!
8 comments:
LOL Now I know why I am such a "Smart Ass." LOL
Hey I have a family member who could be helped by your new quote. I guess there is at least one in every family. Peace and have a great weekend.
I heartily agree. From an enormously educated cultured and happy person :)
This one suits me perfectly! Thanks I needed a reason for my plumpness :)
Right you are, only my wisdom goes to the wrong places! Lol!. Our weather is wonderful like yours. I'll answer your question about my grandson in a e-mail.
I like the smart ass expression. Thank you for coming by.
Well....I don't have much of a problem with gaining weight, so maybe I'd be a dumb arse? LOL.
Have a great Sunday.
Dear Patty ~~ Great post and a good excuse for putting on weight in the rear department.
Thanks for your comment and things are getting better each day. You are right about it being slower to recuperate as we get older. Trouble is we don't feel older.
Several ppl including myself liked the horrible warning joke. I am sure that is not you my friend.
Take care, Love, Merle.
that is a wonderful quote.
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